The Most VAIN post you'll ever read

I'm a Utah county girl. That said, I of course, have a "Pass of all Passes". Today was the first time I've used it at Seven Peaks water park. It was also the first time I've been there as a mother. 

I'm not a woman that believes having children ruins your body. I think with lots of hard work you can get your body back in the same shape (unless you get stretch marks-sorry to you ladies). 

Well, I don't put in the hard work. 

This was the first time that I have EVER been there (and I used to practically live there) that I wasn't in a cute bikini. 

The first time that I thought all the boys there were young and annoying. 

And lastly and most sadly, the first time that I didn't see not even one of those annoying young boys checking me out.

 Yup, I'm that vain people. I'm hitting up the gym next week. (Probably not, but whatev)