Wednesday, December 21, 2011

5am rant

I'm going to be really excited when my babe is born because:
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-I'm sick of waking up from heartburn at 4:30 every morning, waking up for an actual baby is so much better.

-I will be able to put my seatbelt on with one hand again.

-no more snoring

-I'll be able to watch up more than 4 stairs without huffing and puffing.

-when I bend over I won't get stuck because there is a giant baby in the way (yes, I 'm pretty sure I'm harboring a giant)

-swelling. Enough said

-the constant constant contractions and lightening bolts in the vajayjay to disappear. Tmi? Sorry.

- my nose to go back to normal size

-people will bring me dinner. I hate cooking. Lol

-hubby will get to spend lots of time home with us.

-zaner will be a great big brother

-last, but certainly not least, I'll get to hug and kiss my adorable baby girl!

1 comment:

TJ said...

Soon.

At least there wasn't a rat waking you up at 5 am